Your+own+plays!


 * Your Own Plays!**
 * Hypnosis (Clarence)**

Hypnotist (Always speaks in mysterious voice) A person Audience Narrator
 * Characters:**

Sign for Hypnotist Pendulum or necklace or anything that is swung by a loose material Chairs
 * Props:**

AP: (Paces around and says to general audience (Not Audience in play) Look, this is the case. my whole family has been hypnotised before but I haven't! They said that they wouldn't be speaking to me anymore until i get hypnotised! (Shakes head mockingly) N: (Enters) Later. (Exits) AP: I have decided to be hypnotised. But the problem is, where is the hypnotist? H: (Appears behind AP) Here. AP: (Jumps up in surprise) EEK! Oh, it's you.You gave me the shock of my life. It's unhealthy you know. H: (Gets cross) I have a bad temper you know. Let's get on with the hypnotism. AP: (Gets chairs) (Stretches word) Okay... H: (Sits Down with AP) (Gets out pendulum) You're will is mine... AP: No it isn't (Crosses arms) H: (Gets angry) OH, BE QUIET! HOW CAN I DO A DECENT HYPNOTISIM WITH YOU INTERRUPTING?! AP: All right, all right. H: (Clears throat) As I said, Your will is mine... AP: (Starts talking in a mysterious manner) My will is yours... H: you will go to sleep... AP: I will go to...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz N: Welcome, to HYPNO-SHOW! In this show, our Hypnotiser will hypnotise (A Persons real name) and make a show of it! (Play audience gets into their positions, sitting, looking intently at the pair) H: You will be come a chicken... AP: All... (Starts making chicken sounds) (Clucks and strutts around stage, pecking at imaginary food) A: Ooooh! Aaaaah! H: You will now talk about your past life. AP: (Starts talking in Scottish accent) Aye. I was a lonely highlanger on the plains of ol' bonnie Scotland. I was the bagpipe player in the local band. I get drunk easily... H: Ahem... ahem... You will become a... (Looks at A) A: (All) Zombie! Zombie! AP: (Stands up. Drags one foot. stumbles on the other. Hands out) Brains... Must eat brains... (Repeats) H: (Panicking) You are to be returned to your normal self! (Audience hurriedly packs and walks off) AP: What happened? H: Nothing. AP: (Staggers off looking dazed) I swear I remember something... Being a zombie or sumthin'... THE END
 * Play:**

Jumping of A Cliff Play (Jack)
S1: A Bomb??? MT: *sighs* What is 10+10? S1: 20- MT: Good! S1: -Thousand Tennis Balls! MT: i quit... SC: THE EVOLOUTION OF FRANK!!! S2: err... SC: First- S2: Ooh, I know! Frank! Then Giant Mutant Turkey! Then Sumo Wrestler! Then Frank!
 * Characters:**
 * Pig**
 * Cow**
 * Duck**
 * Person**
 * Props:**
 * A cliff**
 * D: QUACK QUACK!!! (Jumps off cliff)**
 * P: OINK OINK!!! (Jumps off cliff)**
 * C: MOO MOO!!! (Jumps off cliff)**
 * P: ARGH!!! I'M GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!! (Voice trails off at end when Person jumps off the cliff)**
 * ALL: SPLAT!!!!!!!**
 * THE END**
 * A Typical School Day (Roy)**
 * Characters:**
 * Maths Teacher (MT)**
 * Science Teacher (SC)**
 * Frank (F)**
 * Giant Mutant Turkey (GMT)**
 * Sumo Wrestler (SW)**
 * Frank (2nd Evoloution) (F2)**
 * Frank (3rd) (F3)**
 * Frank (4th) (F4)**
 * Student 1 (S1)**
 * Student 2 (S2)**
 * Play:**
 * MT:(monotone) Lets Start**
 * S1: BOO! HISS!**
 * S2: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....**
 * MT: WAKE UP!**
 * S2: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-arghh! Sorry, sir.**
 * MT: You, guy!**
 * S1: Me?**
 * MT : Of Course. Whats 1+1?**
 * S1: 2**
 * MT: What's 2+2?**
 * S1: Err.... tennis balls?**
 * MT:...lets try again. What's 2+2?**

People: Blind Sheep (BS) Roy the Penguin (RTP) Mr.Squeaky (MS) DAVE (DAVE) Squeaky Jr (SJ) FRANK!!!!! (F.A.T)
 * Play: BLACKMART MART MART MART MART... (SORRY! IT WAS AN ECHO!)**


 * Play:**